Many machines on Ix

New machines.
Apr 17
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This incredible gif, and more, in this week’s 5 Useful Articles by Parker Higgins and Sarah Jeong.

This incredible gif, and more, in this week’s 5 Useful Articles by Parker Higgins and Sarah Jeong.

Apr 12
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Literal Love Stone

iwriteforskymall:

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[Image Credit:SkyMall.com]

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I Love You Stone

Some things really are written in stone, like the forever love you feel for that certain someone.

Precisely carved and sandblasted smooth, stone measures about 4” x 6”. Sizes and shapes will vary slightly.

I Love You ‘Written in Stone’”

Price: $24.95

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This particular product comes from a severe miscommunication between SkyMall and our Chinese manufacturers, but we’re making the best of it! Because at SkyMall, we know that nothing better accompanies a declaration of love than an entirely unrelated statement of fact.

So let the loved one in your life know just how strongly and literally you feel about them by gifting them the I Love You Stone. If they ever come to doubt you, just tell them, “But it’s on that stone. Spoken out loud.”

I suggest you gift this product in an undecorated box inscribed with the word ‘GIFT’. As you hand off the present, tell your recipient, “This is a gift.” After they open it, as they tearily thank you for the warm and heartfelt gesture, hug them. And as you hold them close, cherish the moment by whispering ever so softly in their ear: “I am hugging you.”

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sexpigeon:

It is your natural stance: you were built for urination, it is your purpose.

sexpigeon:

It is your natural stance: you were built for urination, it is your purpose.

Apr 03
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gwendabond:

indypendent-thinking:

1957 : Bob Hope drinking champagne from a robot hand

I also have a champagne robot.

"Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage… the nozzle."

gwendabond:

indypendent-thinking:

1957 : Bob Hope drinking champagne from a robot hand

I also have a champagne robot.

"Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage… the nozzle."

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damn

damn

(Source: joshreads)

Mar 25
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Q: It is said that to create a Gorge tune, you need to follow the
“Gorge Public License (GLP)”. What is GLP?
A: That’s the rule of Gorge:
1 Use Toms
2 Say “Gorge”
3 Don’t say “Art”
— How to make Gorge.  (via Waxing Satellite)
Mar 21
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A Sicilian nun burning it down on the Italian version of “The Voice”. Everything about this is adorable.

(Source: youtube.com)