Many machines on Ix

» Sexpigeon: we all have our own version of the sorority girl email living inside of us

I don’t want to hear you call your best friend “wifey” Friendship is not the new romance, but if it is then tell me what you’ve done to her. Tell me how bad it was. Tell me what you really think of her writing, her choices, the way she looks when she’s hungover.

I don’t want to hear you call anybody ”wifey”.

My four year-old is hanging up pictures of January Jones for some reason.

(Source: penelopepopsicle)

sportscentr:

nbaoffseason:

Do-or-die game in Oakland tonight. Time for Steph Curry to bust out the bullet fedora.

OUTSIDE SHOOTING!!!

Legend.

manymachines:

Gratuitous Picture of Your Kid Dressed as a FUCKING SHARK Monday.

This little monster turned four years old today. His younger brother, who is nearly a year old and is gigantic, will probably be wearing this costume next Halloween.

All of this makes me feel happy, and also old, although maybe not quite as old as the realization that this tumblr has existed for 5 (!) years.

(via fuckyeahsharks)

(Source: haydiroket)

colchrishadfield:

Chesapeake to Cape Cod to Lake Huron - in a glance, so much history, geology and geography.

UGH, I mean, this looks like it’s probably shit, but Alfonso Cuarón is the absolute best, and I will accept no dissent on this point.

(Source: youtube.com)

Radioculars, May 8

“New Crimes” by Jib Kidder sounds like a Beached Boys track from a twisted alternate universe, and I think it’s great.

Also notable:

Thee Oh Sees, “Candy Clock”. I am mostly just including T.O.S as an SEO trick. Pretty good song, though.
Elvis Depressedly, “weird honey”. It was this or “Hello”, by The Mantles, but I dunno, something about that song’s vocals didn’t hold up to the promise of its first 30 seconds.

A couple weeks ago I started using SoundCloud’s repost feature to keep track of the songs I had written up here. This was originally just for my own purposes, but it’s there if anybody thinks it would be useful.

» can't stop won't stop: A Found Poem from the first 1/3 of ENDER'S GAME

webdabrat:

III.

Mother Petra she talking
she talking, she talking
Shit talking, shit talking!
Quite a few laughed

IV.

I want to see your fart collection
I stored it in your locker
Didn’t you see?

Perfection.